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مُساهمةموضوع: Happy Cyber Monday Shopping!    الجمعة ديسمبر 02, 2011 10:36 pm

Happy Cyber Monday Shopping!










The Monday after the traditional “Black Friday” shopping day is now known as “Cyber Monday
and millions of Christmas shoppers are taking to the web more and more
each year to purchase things they don’t need only to make people like
them to avoid getting their craniums crushed over a Let’s Rock Elmo or
to avoid orsome crazy X-box-grabbing-pepper-spraying-bitchwho forgot she shouldn’t have mixed Tryptophan with her Zoloft.


Due to an extreme phobia of not wanting to be in a mall with
other shoppers unless there is going to be some guarantee that they’ll
fall into a fountain with more germs than a Petri dish while texting and
will later develop Staph, we atUnsolicited Drivelare very likely to do most of our shopping this year today on the web, just like many a hung-over employee on company time.



There are lots of great advantages to shopping online too:

- You don't have to get your ass out of the house. Unless you have
one of those jobs to we mentioned above – which you probably created
yourself if you did. Are you a tech genius or something? Good for
you!- Avoidance of nightmarish, stroke-inducing holiday traffic should
always be a no-brainer if you intend to get to your next nightmarish,
potentially stroke-inducing holiday.- The one click Amazon shopping
saves so much time that you can fill the rest of Cyber Monday reading
reviews written by crackpots on their site. That fun-filled activity
can help wipe away the memory of the crackpots you were forced to sit
with last Thursday at anywhere from 1-3 turkey dinners before your colon
nearly exploded even before the pie.- You can get things online that
you would never even imagine you could! And there’s even stuff that
children in China weren’t harmed making so they’ll end up looking more
like a koi than a boy as they age. We’re not just taking about
hand-knitted hats that will make you look like a rabid reindeer from
sites like Etsy to wear to embarrass your friends at Christmas parties
either. Believe it or not, you can get things online that would require
clandestine travel and bribery to get in life. And you thought bribery
was just for politicians! Yes, we’re talking cute Ukranian brides!!
Won’t one look nice under your brother’s tree this year? The brother
who still lives in the basement?Of course, as there are ups there are
always downs. Some of the downsides to online shopping may include:

- Inability to get Ukranian bride to go back into her crate and head
home to the eastern bloc after brother dear makes her sit through the
firstLord of the Ringsmarathon and/or Dungeons and Dragons game.

- One’s ass gets bigger with every day spent online ordering.- One
click Amazon shopping makes it possible to accidentally order a copy ofShowgirls: The Director’s CutDVD when one’s the intent was just reaching for the wine glass.

- You may need to pay for a post office box to avoid children
getting packages at house, thus necessitating a trip out of the house
into the nightmarish stroke-inducing holiday traffic and an interaction
with postal employees that will stare at you as if you have gills on the
side of your head while touting their ‘Forever’ stamps in a monotone.
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