If You Were a Kardashian, James Bond Would Hate Your Ridiculous Ass

If You Were a Kardashian, James Bond Would Hate Your Ridiculous Ass


New York-It’s getting really tough to say who was the most
“horrified” as the week goes on after the premiere of the latest
Kadashian “E!” Network orgy of excess show that wasKourtney and Kim Take New York. Obviously, stunt-hubby and Photoshop project out of the Kardashian
Kristmas Kard, Kris Humphries, pops to the top of the list. And of
course, there’s always O.J. Simpson who could be feeling extra guilty
sitting in jail right now because if he had found ‘the real killers’ of
his wife her companion as promised, America probably wouldn’t be
watching this kovetous klan on our TV screens this very day. Thanks,
Juice. Thanks a lot.


And now the one and only James Bond, actor Daniel Craig, has declared the entire Kardashian family as “f**king idiots” for the January issue of GQ magazine. Craig stated, "You
see that and you think, “What, you mean all I have to do is behave like
a f***ing idiot on television and then you'll pay me millions?”

A pal of Craig's toldUnsolicited Drivel,“Daniel is an
actor, a fan of the scripted word. Of course he holds disdain for
reality stars whose only fame is garnered by prostituting themselves in
front of the camera. He’s also a private person and prefers to date his
co-stars in secret and subsequently marry themwhile his ex-girlfriend runs up his credit cards out of spite.He’s
okay with that. He’s not going to douse any of them with a martini.
Dan’s just been a little cranky with the Bond delays since nobody could
figure out what the holy hell was going on with the plot that included
that incomprehensible bug-eyed French dude as the villain inQuantum of Solace.Seriously, what WAS that?At least he has the release ofThe Girl With the Dragon Tattooto look forward to next month. And I’m sure they’ll be rider barring Kardashians from the red carpet because those ho-bags are likely to be strictly vagazzlers.”